Bush, Dildos, and Satan

Stop mocking me, you fucker!

I'm not sure if you can legally call "Time For Drinking" a blog anymore, since I only update about twice a month. Whatever. I've been busy with stuff. Seriously.

Also, the news has just been too fucking depressing to write about. Last week, all we heard about was King Satan's $40 Million Dollar Inauguration Hoedown. For that amount of money, Thailand could probably buy a pretty nice Tsunami warning system, don't you think?

And what was up with that "Devil Horn" salute? Was he mocking me and all other liberal heavy metal fans. Well, fuck you, waver!

Maybe he was guessing how many "male appendages" a Vancouver-area man stole from a sex shop Friday. Sorry, Georgie, the answer was "three". I guess he was stocking up for his own little inauguration party!

Well, here's hoping this week's news will feature more stories about dildo thieves and less about dildo presidents.