I just want an iPod - Is that so wrong?

My name is Paul, and I'm an addict.

Like many of my heroes, I have a weakness. Bill Clinton's was sex. John Kerry's was Botox. Mine? Free crap.

12/20/04 Update: Thanks to Chunkstyle of Supersonicsoul, I got my precious free iPod! Read here for more about how you can help Chunkstyle (and yourself) get one too.