D'Onofrio D’pressed

"I am... in a world... of shit." ( Join the club, pal!)

One of my favorite actors, Vincent D'Onofrio, has fainted twice in the past month because of an extreme case of post-election blues:

We know there's lots to worry about in this world, and yet we choose to fret over what's going on with Vincent D'Onofrio, star of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," and, as previously stated, our favorite tall guy on TV. New York's Daily News reports that he fainted for the second time in a week and is now hospitalized for further observation.

D'Onofrio, 45, also passed out on the show's set in Brooklyn last week, and insiders said it was because he was so despondent over Sen. John Kerry losing the presidential race. He was hospitalized for three days, then released when doctors found no health problems.

From the Seattle P.I.

Vince, my brother, I'm feeling your pain, but don't let it ruin your career. Your crazy-ass portrayal of Detective Robert Goren on "Law & Order: Criminal Something-or-other" is one of the only things worth watching on free TV right now, and I can't afford cable, damn it! Hang in there, at least for MY sake!